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# The future of genetic engineering
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I want one
and a small chicken
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Bonzai chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# and a bonzai piglet
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# basically
a plethora of bonsai animals
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# One problem
with this: You'd need to stock up on hay every morning instead of milk.

Nice picture though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# It eats
leftover kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# so it would be doing
kebab shits in your fridge all day?
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I don't bloody know
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# you haven't
thought this one through, have you?
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Not if you were growing bonsai fields in your fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# that shut him up
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I've already got
a miniture ecosystem living in my fridge. Or at least, that's what it smells like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# not a lot of hay
I figure a bale would last a month
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# aha!! a potential customer for...


cleeeeeeek it...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Moo Hay!
That cud be the best thing heiffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# bollocks
you
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# You're just milking it now.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Woo - though not too
sure about milking it yerself!
TJ - some people were asking about Sick Boy earlier. He's not been around today not coz Baby Sick Boy has arrived but coz he's hanging out at Moorfields with some kind of eye lurgie! Edit/ He said to let the board know he really was Sick Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# udder madness
...
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# pah !
eye lurgies are so yesterday , the hip kids hang out with anal fissures these days
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I'll be sure
to let him know!!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# It's genetically engineered, remember?
It can squirt.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Oh well, that's
alright then. I'll have a gross.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# how
rare
(vork and burlap, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# send him all
our best regards, and congratulations and that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I most certainly will.
And I'm sure he'll let everyone know as soon as Jnr arrives. Think the plan is to induce Mrs SB if no sign by Saturday.
Edit/ He says thanks v much for your kind words etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I nearly missed that, the board's zipping by so fast
but WOO to the MOO!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)