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# You would
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# i do
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# You hilarious little hovering frontpager you
Oh what can I do next? Er perhaps a feline in a costume?

ponce
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# ummm
freak boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# nobber!
wah wah wah
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Ram your twatty
blurred virtual crayonings up your arse
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Just leave this cock alone people.
He's clearly not very bright, so will get bored quickly and go and stick fireworks up a cats arse or something. then hopefully he'll get arrested and come out of a youth detention center a broken man with a size 18 arsehole.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# an
evening troll !

how rare !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah
night shift's fluffy my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# hehehe !
I blame all you dayshifters bringing the trolls with you !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# You're a wanker too
Any more want to have a go?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Yes me.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# only if
you'll call me a wanker too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# (steps up)
(stretches limbs)
(intake of breath)
(drink of water)

You're so stupid...




you can't even spell 'SS' properly!!!



(bows, picks up flowers thrown onto stage, blows kisses, retreats)

edit: crikey, it's coming to something when even the trolls ignore me.

edit again: the trolls who specifically ask for vituperation, too. Perhaps I'm just TOO good.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Point taken
and I have no frontpages. Time for a hilarious hovering kitten on a blurred crayony background. I'll be right back.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# JAM!!!!
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Blimey.
I persuaded a troll to concede to me.

BOW BEFORE ME, FOR I AM THE INTERNET MESSIAH!!!

(thunder, lightning, et cetera)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# you`re
nearly as powerful as General Zod out of Superman II!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Hey now...
Don't descend into trolling just to get a point across. Just "Simma dow" "Simma dow"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# oh fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# You fuck off
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
#
In an attempt at fluffyness:

Why not sit down and have a nice cup of tea? Watch a nature documentary perhaps?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# good answer.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# heheh
I actually found that funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# me too
i'm off to photoshop gary glitter as a cat hovering over some children now! maybe with added spunk stains!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# You can fuck off as...
oh hang on...

forget I said anything
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# why the
arsebadgery?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# no, sunshine elephant would
(1, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# TWICE on Sundays
even :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)