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# More spam.
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Excuse me, but 20 WHAT thicker? Cubic litres? Nanometres? 2 short planks? What???
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Cubic litres?
What sort of 9-dimensional liquids have you been pissing about with?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# 9D
is the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# 20 times
i'd guess.
(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Monster cock!
scary thought.
(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# 20 times thicker?
now, presuming they mean 2d width, ie "across" that could be up to 2 foot wide! fucking hell, why would you want a cock 8 inches long by 2 foot wide?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# because
it'd be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# you could use it as a laptop table
i suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# it'd be brilliant
at parties.
(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Your cock is only 1.2 inches wide then?
Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# i've no idea
i don't understand inches, what's that in metres?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# blimey
that would be nearly 2cm thicker then...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you lucky bastard!
(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# anyone here in to
wifi?
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# my...
...interweb comes in over the ether, if that's what you're talking about.
(The Fretful Porpentine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# i'm into wifi swapping
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Is that where...
...you all throw your encryption keys into the centre of the room and see whose wifi you end up going home with?
(The Fretful Porpentine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Add inches to your septic tank
while consolidating your hot, wet, teen sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Send cheques to
PO BOX 1
Nigeria
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Mmmm.
Consolidating.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i'd
prefer 6+ half inches
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)