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[challenge entry] Fekked either way then



Well, it's the last day of the compo and I'm clearly out of ideas.

From the Photoshop Vikings challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

(rizzo, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# both informative and true
hazzah
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# very sexy.
p.s, I was pissing out of a hot air balloon onto london as I typed this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# onto some annoying prick in a box?
(smoglane!, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# what's the fuss 'bout that prick in the box anyway?
this thingy didn't get through all the way to switzerland - it didn't ...
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# he would need a very long thingy
to stretch to switzerland.
or a detachable one perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# David Blaine
is performing an act of self publicity, which ironically we seem to be assisting him in.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Evenin all.
Think it has something to do with a rich twat starving himself in a small box on television for 40 days and nights as entertainment when people around the world are suffering from famine, being confined in cramped cells and awful conditions involuntarily. It does seem to be making a mockery of the plight of others in a particularly cruel and insensitive way.




Plus he's an irritating twunt who will do anything stupid for fame and fortune...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Yeh
I lowered myself to watch it the other night, and I was very suprised that in the press conference someone didnt bring up how insensitive self starvation is.

The twunt.
(Marwood, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Ah hell,
doesn't make much difference really; he's going to hell with the rest of us. Especially after all the Septermember the 11th shops today... Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# at least you've
got somewhere to play with your idea's
As my name suggests, i'm stuck in blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# at least it's blackpool
and not blackpuddle.. *groan
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Blackpool is hell on earth.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# It stinks of shit
and rotting seagulls.
FACT!
(Marwood, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Blackpool stinks of shit
Fleetwood stinks of rotten seagulls. Or maggots
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Yay for Blackpool!
Want a lift? Im only 15 minutes away!
(Marwood, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# anywhere nice?
Bet you live in St annes don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Im not old or rich enough
to live in St Annes.

No, Im at the Blackpool edge of Preston (ok, 15 mins may be a sligh push at rush hour, call it half an hour)
(Marwood, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I wouldn't exactly say blackpool
Thornton, but not blackpool

ANYWHERE BUT BLACKPOO (L)
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Ahh right
my mate lives in Hambleton (backwards middle of nowhere boringsville)
(Marwood, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# haha
pretty shit place that is
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# i play at the music for cancer thingy
once a year for the past two years

we got bored so we created a song and danced round one of those LED display thingy majobs singing it... we looked like pricks
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Woo!
and true.

I went to buy fags this monring and asked for Marlboro Lights. The shopkeeper said he didn't have 'lights', he only had 'gold'

New EU directive, it seems. Using the word 'lights' is not longer allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Hence B&H Silver
instead of milds. And Camel Blue.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# 'Scuse us mate,
got a gold?

Only me golders ran out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Ah, wonderful gold, can't go wrong. However, now what to do?


What shall you do?
Kiss some babies
Read some Vatican literature
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# HA HA!!!
One that shall be responded to by ME first...

yes, me, and I alone shall be the first to respond to this post.. thereby ruining Sunshine's great work.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)