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[challenge entry] 'I am arresting you for posession of canna...'
'ang on a mo, we can't nick 'im for the grass, the bleedin' laws have changed again!'

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From the Photoshop the Police challenge. See all 443 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# hee hee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# does anyone here call the police
the filth?

i feel like having a debate
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Nope
I quite like the police, they've only ever given me a fine and points for speeding once and it has worked because I will no longer speed incase I get caught again
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# I have done
but I think I'd probably just calll them the police most of the time.

/debate
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# filth?
without them you'd probably have been raped/abused/killed before you got to 18. they put their lives on the risk just to try and protect fools like you. ra ra ra.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# they are usually called the filth
by people trying not to be caught by them
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# are you calling her
a hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I can tell you a couple of nasty experiences with them all innocent
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Hee
hee
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# i thought about joining the police
it was my plan for leaving college, but now im going to uni to take advantage of the advanced enrollment scheme
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# when I was working in Butlins
we had a crack down on asking for ID in pubs, I asked one bloke for ID and he showed his Warrant card. I told him I was sorry and he said it just shows I'm doing my job...he then bought me a drink :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# so even the police pull
occasioanlly, and what was he doing in a pub! he should be fighting crime in with his own brand of street justice!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# he bought me a drink
but he didn't pull
happily married woman
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# but
what about the street justice?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# He should have been doing that
instead he was on holiday in Butlins Bognor Regis
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# where can I get one of those badges?
would look a bit more swish than my driving licence with the photo in... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I do
and I stand by it

(treeface, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# no,
don't really have much contact with them to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# good at running away are we?
oh aye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# a mass debate?
if so, we'll leave you to it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# My dad's installed in me
a great loathing for the police, with their frickin speed cameras.

Plus the police are scary!!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Nope,
I actually have a lot of respect for law enforcement officers and what they do. If you don't want to get caught doing something illegal, then don't fucking do it .
Even though I had my troubles last year, I deserved everything I got.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# well said
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Thank
you Gary.
How you n the family doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# doing well
healthy and happy, so that's a good thing. Although they are growing at an incredible rate.. and getting very smart coversation wise. It's amazing to watch them sometimes. Fiona started pre-school yesterday... my little girl all growed up!! )=

House is still in disarray, but it's getting there. I currently have no kitchen sink and am sleeping on an air bed, so lotsa aches and pains in the morning. How about yourself?

I agreed with your police comment, when they got me, I was like ok, fair cop, and put hands behind back. It was all very civilised after that.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# yes
in the 70's we did 'cos they were pigs then now they're badgers
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I want to say aww
but I just can't bring myself to
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# you can aww at the original picture I made:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# 4 hours! Crasy!
Even this is long enough to bore the pope to sleep, the choir boys mistake him for death and bury you alive.



70% hot stuff, good going, you probably cheated though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)