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# FUCK!!!
ROY ORBISON IS DEAD - HOLY SHIT!

I am so devastated, I am going to cry myself to sleep.

Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# orbison?
and he was a true legend
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# wrapped up
in clingfilm.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# There was a joke doing the rounds when he popped his clogs
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# yeah, and isn't
it terrible about the titanic!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I hear that troublesome Gallilean
got done over the other night.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# No, that was full of posh twats and emigrating bastards.
They all deserved it. Apart from the sailors, who were just doing their jobs.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# but what about that terrible
fire that started in Pudding Lane? Only just heard about it, apparently most of lodnon was destroyed!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# not Pudding Lane?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# que?
I from barthelona....I know nartheeng
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Have they landed on the moon yet?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Seriously
how on earth will "The Travelling Wilburys" keep going now?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# catch
the bus?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# yay
they were great! especially tweeter and the monkey man!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# replacing
the word cry with the word wank increases the proportion of FACT in that post 500 times.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I am taking that...
...as a personal insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# i think thats how it was intended

/state "obvious"
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Excuse me
I think the FACTS can speak for themselves ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# 'night
..didn't he die years ago?
now, Johnny Cash on the other hand..

I feel a dancing repost coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Shake it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Actually.
He probably is dead holy shit now.

Unless they cremated him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)