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# I did two hours work in 5 minutes. Yay!
problem is I'm being paid to do 2 hours work so I have to pretend to work for that time, so I bought 2 packs of Walkers chicken tikka marsala crisps for the price of one and did this paintmash of me watching the clock. Now I have another hour and a half to kill.

(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! stu, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I've not
done any work in just over 2 weeks at work.

This "working my notice" thing is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I'm the other way round, they have to
"notice my working"
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# what was the job?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I had to make a minor alteration to an extranet I built previously.
the good thing is I programmed it in a language I devised myself, so nobody else in the world can change it apart from me...

Mwahahahaaahaaarrghh!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# sledgehammers, walnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# If it means they're obliged to pay me
why should I complain?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# jolly good
I coloured in a compliments slip earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Scan it and then
post it as evidence of your top-notch time-wastelry.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# time is funny
it flies
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Time flies,
Time crawls.
Like an insect,
Up and down the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# the best way to kill time?



WITH A HAMMER
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Get a good book, go for a shit for half an hour.
Always works for me. Night all, m'off.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# That's nothing
I've done 5 minutes work so far this week.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Who says I was working
for all the other minutes this week? I wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I'd prefer
to do 5 minutes work over 2 hours
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Are chicken tikka crisps nice?
*dubious*
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)