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# It was a day full of 'firsts' for Raymond the Giant Meerkat...


...first trip to the city, first time seeing snow. . .
(sparkles, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# cheeky
bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# what did he practice in before
then?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# He's a giant meerkat.
he has many wonderous skills that but await an opportunity to prove themselves...

In other words, I couldn't make the letters much messier w/o making them too difficult to read.
(sparkles, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# yellow snow is wonderful
because you can actually see where all the dogs have been pissing and you don't have to unknowingly walk through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# or
eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# i read that as
wanking them to difficult to read
???????????????
(wizbits_armpit, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# bwa-ha!
hehe. yes, I can see how and why. . .
(sparkles, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I Can't
but i am pissed.

Still, funny as thrush though :)
(wizbits_armpit, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# what a silly billy
the police have proffessional calligraphers* now you know...

*used as I don't know the word for people who study handwriting and deduce stuff from it
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# do they have long arms
to make it easier?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# graphologists
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# if i'd have been forced to put money on who would inform me of the correct word....
first I would have protested about being forced, but second I would have said you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# inglewooooooooooooooood
in da house!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# in da
hissssssssuuuuuuuuuusssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# For an exact representation of what was going on in my mind go to this
www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/rpms/breezeblock.rpm open it in realplayer and i'll tell you the time to go to on the seek bar.

Start at 1hr 19 minutes in actually :) for something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# You know I'm on dial-up
meanie :)

/saves link
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# it should offer a dialup accessible version i would hope
It's only good for a week from Monday.
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like, it's better than yours"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# the main event - inglewoooood in da house
is 1hr 28 minutes and 3 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# You're in deep shit ;)
You have come from a link that tried to go directly to one of our Audio on Demand audio files.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I've saved the link prof
I think I'll be collapsing now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i heard that
song for the first time today

my urge to kill rose sharply
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i've only heard this version which has a different backign track and plays her vocals at a faster speed so i've no idea what the 'normal' one is like
I like this one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# pah, there was me
comin' straight outta' Compton.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Fuck off.




;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# You Fuck off.
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# why don't you




BOTH FUCK OFF

see, another Simpsons paraphrase
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# EVERYONE FUCK OFF.
Except Fred Dibnah.
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# jack my steeple
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# it's going! it's going!
HONK! HONK!
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# no you..........


I'm bored now
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# If you're bored
then just fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# COME ON THEN!?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Just like you to cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Animal with handbag
beats angry manc.
it's the rules!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# depends on the manc
and the style of handbag
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# OWL WIZARD DEFEATS ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Yes
I agree with you there.
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# BALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# OPAL FRUITS!
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Haha
don't eat the yellow snow Raymond!!!!
(wizbits_armpit, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# it's like he's
wanking into one of them crazy novelty bendy straws

i'm not entirely sure what's wrong with me
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# as a child you were abused by
a crazy novelty bendy straw?

it's an option...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# it's a way of life
but not one i chose
(vork and burlap, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hehehehe
lovely.

don't forget your umbrella when the giant meerkat's in town.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# woo thats some fine stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hehe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# A
southpaw by the looks of it...
(Dr Frank, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# My dialup computer....
only shows half that image.

but broadband is coming tomorrow.

I am pleased.

Hopefully my girlfriend can stay awake all day to sign for it when all the stuff comes! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# A little ray of sunshin....... er....
...er, that's not Sunshine is it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)