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[challenge entry] elizabeth windsor?

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(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Blimeh! Woo!
TJ: I've just found out that the 'entertainment' at my uni's freshers' bash will consist of the Man, the Myth, the Mullet, Pat Sharp, and Eurovision 'nul point'ers, Jemini. Any ideas on how to effectively mock them? The best 4rthur people could manage was 'shoot them'.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# write nil point on your arse
and shake it at them
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# you
could save on ink if you split your cheeks...........
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# I'm thinking of combining this idea with the one below
and printing out signs with a big "0" on them.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# how about pelting them with mouldy cheese
and shouting abuse...eg 'get lost you sad pathetic wankers' *throw cheese* etc
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# you could
shout "I haven't stopped dancing yet Pat !" , whilst furiously dancing like an epileptic gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# i have
a wonderful mental image of you doing that now. think yourself lucky i can't be arsed to animate it :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# hehe !
how do speedy !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# andelé andelé!
purrrrrrty good thanks, how's things at teddington towers?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# not
bad ta mate , staying in tonight due to diminished funds :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# sell the kids!
buy beer! and crack!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# tried
that , they keep sending em back demanding a refund , we have beer though so not all bad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Best idea yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# make signs saying
"We Want David Blaine"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# In response to
whomever's message it was (sorry, I deleted the message) on 4rthur regarding the big sign saying "Who the fuck are you?", the manager of my student bar has a big badge which he wears during Fresher's that says "I'm Brian. Who the fuck are you?" - so someone got there first!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# oh my word!
PAT SHARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
/falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Where are you off to?
Loughborough? That's the sort of acts we got.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Save me jebus,
there isn`t enough bleach in the world to wash my eyes.
(Dr Wadd, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Seconded....
ewwww
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# fist of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I liked
that show
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Ahem.
(HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# ooh maarm!

um nice jebs...
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)