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[challenge entry] Samuel Beckettchener

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(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I've been to a gay bar with my theatrical uncle and his partner.
It was very dark in there, and I couldn't see anything.

I just spoke to the bar lesbian about her tattoos and suggested she try banjee nails.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# tha gay bars of cardiff
are lovely.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# This was the East End.
It was so dark in there, but I could hear the men kissing round the back.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# did
they have stretchy necks?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I don't know.
Is that from having too much bumming?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# not sure
it was just a strange mental image I got from what you said

can you have too much bumming?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# did you start a
nuclear war?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# :)
always makes me smile
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Wildheart baby
did you do any of the lyrics on You can call me Al Qaeda? Need to know for creditting purposes.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# certainly do
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Oh dearie me...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I was waiting for that.
Did you know I once played Estragon?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I'm impressed
How were the reviews?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Pretty good.
We did it dressed as clowns, which was quite bizarre. And incredibly hot on stage.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# You got hypnotised?
I nearly got hospitalised, that's what made me give up smoking :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Hypnotism made me dance like a twat,
and act a bit gay. The smoking thing was just an experiment to see if it'd work.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# i once put some
in my dinner
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Yup
We talked about it 3 weeks after you did the play.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Oh, well.
Now I've told loads of other people too. I miss Godot.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Nobody comes, nobody goes, nothing happens.
It's awful.
Except it's woo!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# :)
that am yay
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
#
arf
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)