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# Finally joined the club and bought

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# nice, i've got a teacup with him on. i wish i'd bought six for when the vicar and his wife come round for tea
btw, who wanted the bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# how much tea does the vicar and his wife drink then?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# one for me
one for him, one for her, three spare in case any of the women's guild turn up
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# he did
www.b3ta.com/board/2075453
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# stop talking to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# make me fucko
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)
# what do you expect
jumping on a silly sign bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# ok
break it up you two.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Think
it oh-oh-ver
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# more weetabix coloured
than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Where did you get that?
It has unusually long arms.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# YAAAAAAAY DOMO!
in a similar vein, guess what i had delivered this morning...

(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# A spunking cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# no, not quite
t'was a new graphics tablet!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# i rarely get those in the mornings
i've stopped dreaming about janet ellis and the golden syrup recently
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Janet Ellis
Mmmm. Remember her in the Sweeney?

Edit: www.cerbera.co.uk/images/sweeney/faces/janet_ellis.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Janet Ellis in The Sweeney?
are you sure?

[edit: fuck me, you're right]
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# marge's friend apparently
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Series 4
See edit above.


Repy to edit: Yes I am right. Don't sound so fucking surprised, I am occasionally (c¦
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# a cardboard cut out
of a badly drawn cock.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# that
spunk-o-gram you ordered?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Now there's a business opportunity!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:32, archived)
# i am
your wanking spunk-o-gram

*bang*

/clue
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# it's a hard life
in the jizz biz.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)