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# i wonder
Is it wrong to kill housemates over housework?
(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:39, archived)
# is it wrong to kill
silly chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# at least
chickens are useful for something: the provide eggs
(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# And don't forget...
...chicken butties are enhanced to the state of pure ambrosia by the addition of a bit of brown sauce. Trust me. They're delicious!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Never ever
Only over threadwasting
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i think this has been
the most response provoking thread of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# unless they're a member of a band
that i like.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# or are
covered in jam
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# yeah, that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# how ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# are you a student
by any chance?
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# woah woah!
1.) why not TJ instead?
2.) why are you posting now? kill him/her !!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# yeah,
either do it or leave it, just dont moan about it.

I recommend arsenic, by the way
(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# no.
it's wrong to get caught though.

Remember not to slaughter them in the house- get them out in a street somewhere at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# you can make them into a lovely
broth and that solves the problem of getting rid of the body and you save lots of money at the supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# bones
always the bones.

very hard to get rid of.

you need a friend who has access to a hospital mortuary and medical disposal bags.

Get him to lend you some bags and dump the part in the med. incinerator.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# yes.
but killing them to gain dominance over the tv remote control is okay.

now, please faq off.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# to kill them is wrong
however, to think of inventive ways of getting revenge is perfectly acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Nope

Perfectly legal.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# no, perfectly legal
making new threads without a picture or an aumsing link or something of the sort however...
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# oh yeah
sorry bout that.
ill make a proper post tomorrow with pic and fluffyness and all sorts of humus. by then ill be fluffy again
(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Off you jolly well fuck.
You buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# this made me laugh
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)