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# i made scones with
half an ounce of salt and a pinch of sugar. I was eight at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:29, archived)
# i made scones with half a pound of salt
i was a baker at the time. this is true
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:32, archived)
# You were never a master baker though, were you?
Half a pound? Crivens! Even the birds wouldn't eat my scones. They rotted on the birdtable. That's the only time that ever happened.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i was an assistant to the master baker
and have an apron to prove it. i wanted to do "bakery and yeast management"* at university. it's a 4 year sandwich course

*this was really a course at UMIST
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Yay!
Yeast management? Ew...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I will be working with yeast full time in my next job.
100% of dull FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Someone I know
works for someone who is an innovator in the whole brewing industry.Does stuff with yeast apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# my feet
have a nice yeast infection
(LazyBastard, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Are you going to be a
gynaecologist?

*ducks, runs*
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I did that.
I swiftly grew to hate the little budding fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# arf!
sandwich.. arf!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# i'm glad someone appreciated it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Sandwich Course !
Arf Arf !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*breathes* SANDWICH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 8 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# sandwich course....
Groan!
(No6, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# At primary school My Brother
Made a carrot cake with 1/4 cup of baking soda insetad of a tsp!
It exploded! his cooking teacher felt so sorry for him she baked one at home and gave it to him the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Weevilgrl, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)
# gave it to him!
fnarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)