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# Killer Chicken
Don't try to defrost frozen chicken in boiling water!

Didn't kill me but....I'll leave the rest to your imagination!
(spaceman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I seem to remember
that it actually says that on the packaging
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Evening!
Did we miss a fabulous night?
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:00, archived)
# yes
the curries were great, even if we didn't actually start eating until 11...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:01, archived)
# It was rather super,
and most comical.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:01, archived)
# what was?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Norwich bash.
Booze-up round Jiva and Munkt0ns way. Super it was.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Glad a good time was had by all
I'll try and be more awake for the next one! 7th November perhaps..... :)
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:08, archived)
# ah yes
i got random late night 4rthur from Munkton asking for hugos anim thing.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Sorry
I don't have one. What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 20:58, archived)
# BUM PISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Interesting...
what happens then?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 20:58, archived)
# It reanimates them
and then they seek revenge on your first born
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Good job I haven't got any then!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:01, archived)
# No First born....
then they'll get your frogspawn...

...as they are dyslexic reanimated chickens!!!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHA
BWWWWUCK BWUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Silly man!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:05, archived)
# it
allows the bacteria to breed and therefore the poisoning to start
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 20:59, archived)
# No no no
I think I was closer to the truth.
Kids today think they know everything about this new fangled science!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:01, archived)
# haha
yours is funnier

weekend at berniestastic
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:03, archived)
# FUNNIER!!!!
There is nothing funny about a par-thawed reanimated dyslexic chicken running around your kitchen with its giblets hanging out!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:04, archived)
# dyslexic?
nothing in you post mentions lexia
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:06, archived)
# See further up...
Frogspawn/first born....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:07, archived)
# I spotted it
I think no chicken without a head can read anything
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Which backs up my case.
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:10, archived)
# I'm
getting my big elephant gun out and hunting you down

smart arse
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I have saved this page!
Those posts had me in hysterics!
Well done us!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:15, archived)
# *dances like a mad fool*
happy dance

damn can't post dance
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Why
not?

edit: ick
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:00, archived)
# did it
explode?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:05, archived)
# ..indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/1948948
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)