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# 'DING DONGGGGGG'
'Oh no....If it's Barry, tell him I'm not ready...

... can't let him see me without my face on...'
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# how does she smell?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Jamaica!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# How do we drive this thing...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Yes.
She'd recommend it to anybody.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# leave it.
it'll go on its own accord
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Can you smell
Dr Who?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Why don't you ask him?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Who?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# "how does she smell?"
terrible.

(drums please :) )
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# ooh, that's good
blending face tones over that area's hard, you done a good job!
and as the post that probably inspired this was made just 4 minutes, that was damned fast too!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Corel Photopaint....
It takes some effort!
...and yes...

It was the posts I was in below that inspired me www.b3ta.com/board/2136312

Thanks!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# that's
a better one
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# You inspired me
If I was gay and romantic I'd write a song about you.



But I'm not.

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# what
romantic?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# a song writer!



Pppppftttututut!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# she keeps it in a jar
to moisten it at night
as soon as she wakes it up
she glues it on quite tight
her face offers her assistance
when she tries to communicate
but in a hot, humid restaurant
her face slides onto her plate
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hehe
"If its the invisible man tell him I can't see him"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Evening all
And evening to you, Mr H. Knights.

For your information, this weekend I've managed to break my steering column, put a huge crease in my wing, demolish one indicator and kill a headlamp.

I've had fun.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# whath you pithed?
dwiving whiltht pithed can be quite fthun. yup.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# mmmm
'specially if you kill a child, or a newlywed. Then you get your face in the paper.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# YAY!!!!!
I have to see those pics!

Well blooded mate!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Pics will be a little while
as I've managed to leave my camera at a friend's house, but in short I've managed to hit: Something unknown which broke the steering, a bank which killed the wing and lights, and a tree which didn't kill anything but left me with some greenery on my recovery points.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# sounds very
'cut off tree stump hidden in loose dirt' to me...

Expensive?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Nope
Only the column has gone, and one of the chaps I was with is posting me one for nowt.

In the mean time, the steering has been bodged. Eeeek!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Duct tape
Mole grips
wire
cable tie

Fixes anything!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Anyway
I'm off to go and get myself clean. I'm all muddy, expecially after assisting in getting one of them Land Rover things out after it got stuck in the mud.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# not before laughing and pointing at it first I hope...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# haha
very nice woo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# woosome..
I think I've met her brother and sister..

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# the resemblance
is uncanny.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)