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# my chopping skills weren't quite up to the concept
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# is he fisting scooby's eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# man,
what a headfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# why does your name
remind me of something? a comedy sketch? or am I going mad?
(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# if your name's jeff [although actually it should be geoff..],
and your planning to open a shop specialising solely in the sale of capes, be sure not to make the mistake of calling it "Jeff's [geoff's..] cape shop" as your customers will get confused, and assume you are selling weight lifting equipment. [or possibly budgies..]

-harry hill [not a direct quote i can't remember goddamnit..]
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I knew it was in my brain somewhere
thanks, I thought I was imagining it ;o)
(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)
# There's a Jeff's Capes advert in our local chippy
he seems to now sponser chipshops as being Jeff Capes approved. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)
# wow!
you have to steal it.

if it's stuck on the window break it.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaah.
that's what it is!
gah, i always thought it was from something i knew, but never asked because i thought i was just imagining it.
gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)
# not just me then?
phew!
(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# no
surely it's a picture of jeff capes hopping
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)
#
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# ha ha
eeeuuurrrggghhh
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# yes,
he scoops at the spicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Wow what a package
skull fisting and beastiality.

W/Y/H.
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)
# the glasses
are making me convulse in a horrible laughter kind of way
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# good enough
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)
# That's wunnerful!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# that is woosome
and you would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
#
i like it, makes me think happy go nicey bo!
(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# hehehe
and on that i depart, goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# fair night
to thee
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# #5: bite
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Gayers.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)
# #4: my
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# #3: shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# #2: daffodil
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# *BOOM*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# #1:quimm
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# where's my hash???
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# i guess
coating his lungs in carcinogens.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)
# and i'll be doing the same
due to tiredness and all night party last night


and being up all night having sex*
*32% truth
Night all
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# you had a meaningless wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)
# i found it quite meaningful,
i had it Nohands-style
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# a yugoslavian wank eh?
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# except she was scottish
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# i wish i was having 32% sex
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# goddamn
I wish you could have percent signs in domain names. I'd buy that like a shot
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)
# g'night
you spineless piece of piss

(sorry, I've caught tourettes from the telly)
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)
# night
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# nightie!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Still a pretty good image regardless
and you'd have done better if it weren't for those meddling kids.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)