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[challenge entry] Say what you like about Ann Widdecombe...


... but she was there to help out her old chum Paul Verhoeven when he needed it.

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 747 entries (closed)

(wowBOBwow, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# don't tell me I wanked over HER bush ?
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# sorry for that comment
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# that's why you're not
her gardener any more. Bet you thought it was because you pissed on her pansies, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# does anyone here like herbal tea?
i certainly do
(yag muncha, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# peppermint tea
is nice. Good for the digestion too.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Linden blossom (lime flowers)
can be very soothing if you're feeling angry or aggressive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Uphill gardener ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# At this time
of year? Are you mad? It's nearly half-past October and all the good uphill gardeners should be hibernating for the long winter season of fucking each other in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't hibernate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# i certainly would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# munster munter
if ever i saw one
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*
*squit*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# that was like
a mouse weeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# One should always end
with a *floooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# *glup glup glup*
is a good alternative - especially if it's someone else making the noise...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# lemme guess, yer chasing a fly
round the room and you've just squished it?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# you cnut...
I almost fell off me stool!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# you shouldn't
squat so low
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Indeed.
And now I'm wanking over it's little dead body.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# just you watch,
there'll be loads of the fuckers waiting for you on the other side of the door.

You think it's rain falling on power lines outside, but oh no......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# what?
WHAT?!?
(yag muncha, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# You heard.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I hate it
when people claim not to have heard, then answer you half way through repeating it as they really did hear after all.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# SPANNERS!
that's what I heard, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I hate people
(a bit)

(not really)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# people
are rubbish quite a lot.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i recognize that from somewhere
where is it from?
a movie, p'raps?
(Corn Dog, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)