Left a post it note for my manager
asking her to phone 'Ann' and put the phone number for the local Ann Summers shop.
Very childish
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Tue 21 Oct 2003, 20:56,
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Very childish
not the same ...
but a young and naive Rob walked into a Sue Ryder charity shop. "Mrs Ryder I presume..." Within a few seconds I wanted the ground to swallow me up.
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Tue 21 Oct 2003, 20:59,
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Not the same either
But I once went up to one of those animal cruelty stalls in Camden and asked the bloke how much his posters were.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:38,
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And Another Thing !
Those
Cancer Research Shops.
There's never any cancer research going on in them.
Just old ladies trying to flog second-hand tat.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:26,
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Cancer Research Shops.
There's never any cancer research going on in them.
Just old ladies trying to flog second-hand tat.
me too
I walked into local sandwich shop 'Al Fresco' and asked to speak to Al...
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 14:10,
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along the same lines
during a GCSE town survey, I went into an easy listening shop called Pomp & Circumstance, and asked if it was a sole trader, run by partners Mr Pomp and Mr. Circumstance.
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Sat 25 Oct 2003, 4:27,
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Along the same lines...
My mate sent me a text saying:
"I'm in london at the mo (don't ask). I need to talk to you urgently... VERY IMPORTANT YOU GET IN TOUCH. Call 02079304832 ask for Liz she'll get me for you thanks."
The phone number, I discovered, is for Liz's house - Queen Liz II, to be exact.
Bastard.
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Thu 23 Oct 2003, 10:08,
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"I'm in london at the mo (don't ask). I need to talk to you urgently... VERY IMPORTANT YOU GET IN TOUCH. Call 02079304832 ask for Liz she'll get me for you thanks."
The phone number, I discovered, is for Liz's house - Queen Liz II, to be exact.
Bastard.
Yeah I got
one from my sister asking me to call 020-xxxxxxx (can't remember). She said ask for "Tony, he runs the place". I rang and got through to Downing Street. It was a recorded message saying "if you have recived this number in a text message then hang up, it is the number of the Prime Minister." Bitch.
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