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From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Oh yes.
That is sheer class in a glass.
A glass made of brass. Sitting on the grass.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Well,
that made me look a bit thick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# What the hell's wrong with you, man?
Two days the cold lasted me. Some people.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I'm milking it.
To get out of lectures and talking to custards on the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# be careful my lass
else I shove it up your ass.*

*It's what rhymed. So shoot me.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Poor donkey.
It doesn't deserve that punishment.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Aargh!
Forgot...

In America, ass is slang for BUM, butt, bunghole, chocolate starfish, poop-shoot, ARSE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# umm i think its slang
all over the world.. just englishmen associate donkeys & bumholes as one, by natural instinct...
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 21 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Ooh,
clever!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Clever
but been done already, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Goddammit
Who did it? I'll 'ave 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# did Slim pose for that?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# did you
take that from behind ?
(schminkypinky, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# i actually figured it out.
that's pretty good considering my eyes are half shut from lack of sleep....

yay! marverful!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# pffft
nice and a likely candidate for entry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)