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[challenge entry] If a mussel were the size of a man
It's penis would be six foot long.
100% of mollusc FACT


Is this their secret?


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(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# even if it were the size
of a very small man?
(bblgoose, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)
# top
factage there!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Likewise the woodlouse.
Which has two penises, in case one breaks off.
It was on QI last night.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i thought that was an earwig
Can't decide if that programme is any good or a pile of shite. I suspect it's a pile of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Interestingly,
it's both.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I'll be suprised
if it gets a second series
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Did you watch
'Tarrent on TV' last night?

Some guy on there had 2 penis' and bladders, and prostates...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# that was two blokes
bumming
(bblgoose, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# It's
Penii
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# penises
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# hehehe

edit - apostrophe police! should be "Its"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Really?
The football belongs to John, therefore, John's football,
ergo:
The penis belongs to it, therefore it's penis.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# doesn't work like that
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Gosh.
I've lernt summut today.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Funny you should mention that...
The football belongs to John, therefore, it's hi's football...

CAN YOU SPOT THE EDUCATIONAL ERROR?

(from the institute of "Its" awareness, set to jaunty sythesised music, with Keith Chegwin narrating)
(I helped save b3ta! guplik, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# hæhæ..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Even if it was Female?
WOO FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# nice
reflection work there !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)