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My Lovely Night

One day I went for a ride on my bike. As the sun glistened on my shiny bald head it started to rain. I got out of the car and my long blonde locks got wet and I saw a pink elephant. I went to the attic and grabbed a towel, which I used to dry my Jet black hair. So I put a hat on to cover my bald head. I got back on my cycle and drove off. And I crashed into a fellow motorcyclist. Leaving the purple llama to get wet in the sun. Then the pedestrian mocked my ginger hair, And the turban I was hiding it under. So I got out of the car and pushed him out of his trolley, Throwing my bowler cap at him. Then I kicked him in his pussy. And spat on his brand new F1 car. I got back in my van and rode off.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:48, archived)

Ring's on telly in half an hour.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:49, archived)

hide the toilet

did you?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

Yes.

UP MY ARSE!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

you're a man of rare wit and sophistication

aren't you?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

Am I fuck.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)

what time do you anticipate getting

to the church tomorrow? i've got the afternoon off, but i think i'll probably have a little doze during the afternoon.

and have you notified your driver that our little corner of camden has a fiendishly complicated one way system?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)

hahahaha

the thought of many b3tans in church cracks me up

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

oh yes. i am a catholic priest.

/fiddles with 9 year old choirboy

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)

9 year old

you like them older then?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

my reply disappeared into the spaz

but it basically said "hip-hop" :)

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

yeah

I spazzed back and replied :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

so did i

"and its probably because hes in it"

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fassit is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)

I think we're parking at Matsimpsks

and public transporting to yours. Maybe.

We leave Manchester at 11:30, so traffic pending any time between 3 and 5

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

that is

the plan

bearing in mind that i'm now a bit pished and i'm supposed to be driving...

(vork and burlap, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

Just don't drink any more

you'll be fine.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

call us

if you get lost. supergay has got our numbers.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)

and?

zykotiks on acid, RIGHT NOW!

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

hehe

goooood shit :D

naw, i wrote that many moons ago, 2 years ago to be exact :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

and you've relapsed? :)

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)

the proper japanese version?

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

indeed!

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Muns, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

sweet

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

Supposed to be

even better than the American one. And that made me poo myself...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

i saw ringu

many moons ago, 2 months ago to be exact.... t'is good. specially down the well. :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

About 7000 times better, roughly.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

I'd heard that

think I'll give it my full attention

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)

ahhhh

you haven't seen ring unless you have seen the original

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

that turns me on

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weirdbeard, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

errrrr

hello?

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:50, archived)

jack!

this is the worst fucking IQ test ever

its got questions like: If all Boogles are Battuns, and some Battuns are Trandles, all Trandles must be Boogles.

quiz.ivillage.com/cgi-bin/iq_quiz/uk/yhiqnew.cgi

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

That's just a logic question,

with stupid words in it.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:52, archived)

I got

104 with random clicks

(dontknow.net, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)

118.

randomly :D

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fassit is old, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)

You Random

Brain box

(dontknow.net, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)

Weee

144. No cheating or pencils or anything.

I'm off to watch Sesame Street now.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)

try

the blue ones

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e.parsley, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

I LIEK DNOKEYS!

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:51, archived)

i've shat better stories than that

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Reverend Dan, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)

Why is sex like bulldogs?

Ever seen a bulldog eat custard?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

I know,

I filter your drains and read your wipings.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)

hmmm

stories about shit

who was it wrote the story of the guy who fucked his own arse?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)