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[challenge entry] my hero



plusly, with the icons how big do they have to be exactly, e.g. the bat and pumpkin are different sizes. and where do i submit them because that challenge isn't on this drop down any more

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(John Doe, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I told you twice already
www.b3ta.com/board/2256640
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# but
that says 13x15 and the bat is 19 by 13, unless someone's cut off 4 of my toes
(John Doe, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# it's special
not for everyday use, so pep can make it any size she pleases :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# the bat
is just a holiday special
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rogan, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# after all
the pumpkin's coloured too, and that's not allowed either is it?

hi, didn't speak to you this bash, did wave I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# yeah,
it was all typically hectic!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rogan, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I have perfected my technique
say hi to everyone I wanna meet on the way in, then sit in the corner with my drinks and let anyone that wants to meet me come find me!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Hahah
very regal :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# hey
it worked with you, didn't it? ;)

I was even on a throne (well, high-ish stool) at the birthday bash, too hehe
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# It did
and suddenly I feel like a pawn in a much bigger game :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# i just sat out on the balcony
trying to drink away my fear of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# I did much the same
next to the DJ desk

I think.
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# though
you now can't remember

due to said booze
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall have a go at this!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# yay
"Lady I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
(Squid Bunty, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# "I've got a cock the shape of an onion
and i'm not afraid to use it"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# so your cock
is like an ogre?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# my cock
is the size (and consistency)
of a very large cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# personally
I have a penis - it's similar to a cock, but a couple of inches longer
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# i don't!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# ah
but with what you've got, you can get as many of these as you want
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# fnarrrr

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# fnarr
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# indeed
you store it in your pants

part of your petting zoo I'm lead to believe
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# you've been shopping
at mr w.h.smith's tobacconist's store, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# not for a good couple of months now
i can't eat this soup!
why not?
i ain't gots no spoon!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hehe
like that

as I said last time
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# ahahahahhaa
(1, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
#


A rare moment of actual talent from me there.
(vork and burlap, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# i just come up with that pun this morning
i think i was planning on making some flash parody then realising I couldn't be bothered
(1, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# b3tan apathy
best in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# i think it involved bullet time barcode scanning
(1, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# diving
past shelves scanning codes

dodging shoppers etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I know whoyou mean
But I don't actually know who he is / what he is. Anyone care to fill me in?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# groucho marx
famous 19th century philosopher and founder of marxism
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# hehe
yeah like columbo, the guy in the dirty mac who discovered america

right that's that cleared up, thanks, i'll actually try and make one now
(John Doe, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# And where does everyone get these great quotes?
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# if you didnt realise
he was being silly and describing Karl Marx.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# marx never quite appreciated
that people get tired.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I'm pretty confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Groucho Marx
comedian. dead comedian. dead funny comedian. dead funny comedian who is not alive anymore.
(Squid Bunty, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# you mean he is dead?
is that what you are trying to say?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# dead dave, everybody is
every body is dead, dave
dave, everybody's dead
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# what are these piles of dust
that's kochansky dave
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# right
"my dog's got no owner"
"how does it smell?"
"how does what smell?"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)