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# chalkboard in a pub toilet
'chalk below, write your graffiti here'
huge scratched words with a key or something
'try harder'
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# a lot of the roadsigns where i am
have started being written in english only.
welsh nationalists keep translating them.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Bloody welsh.
they get everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# lets rebuild offa's dyke
you know it makes sense...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# it wasn't actually meant to keep the Welsh out
but only to show them how powerful the king was, and anyone who could build something so big and long, was probably best not antagonised.
</documentary addict>
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Whats the point?
If they can translate them, they can understand them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# the point is
that it is their language. They speak it. And not just to piss you off.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# well
i made up my own language. I don't speak it, but I could if I wanted to. I don't write it on signs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# mmmm
it sounds like you're the sort that thinks that the Potato Famine was caused by a shortage of potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# No
It was caused by an excess of Irishmen
(jonnies, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# .
.
(pikey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# That
is the funniest thing all day.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# that and an excess of viable grain being shipped
to the UK - well England more specifically.

edit: summat nicer
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahah
vandal humour :D
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# In the ladies loos
in The Bull in Rugby, there's a grafitti argument going on on the back of one of the doors. It starts with one person complaining about the state of the loos (anyone see the irony there?) and is continued by someone else calling the first person a disgusting vandal for grafitti-ing the toilets (what about there?)

The intelligence level of the majority of the people in Rugby isn't too high...
(The Squirrels in the graveyard steal my drugs and swear at me!, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# You're telling Me !
Daft Cunts think football is played by picking the ball up and running with it !

And they've got rid of the "Return to Oz" which was always a superb pub (?)

(Living in Coventry is Hell)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i'll hear less
slurs about coventry, please
(fearnation, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# You can hear this ?
You Scare Me !!!!

I mean, most cities build their Ring Roads round the outside !

Is it okay if I slag off Bedworth ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Yes, it is!!!
It really is! And feel free to slag off Nuneaton too. I live there. Feel sorry for me...
(The Squirrels in the graveyard steal my drugs and swear at me!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)