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# There are so many things
wrong in that picture its scary.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah, if it were a blow-up doll
why would there be 2 wine glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# He's deluding himself
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah
that tie will never go with those trousers.

No wonder he can't get a real woman
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# I was trying to
work out what that lump was sticking out the bed...it's not his knob, it's not her leg, what is it?
I bet it's a Smurf.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# New of the World photographer.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# A smurf with
a bonk'on
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Bound to be,
everyone knows unexplainable lumps sticking up in beds are Smurfs.
Don't they?
Those little blue fiends.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I'm having trouble dealing with
the fact that her nipple seems to be about 3 inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# And where do they shop
Giant Pillows R Us?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Well, it looks like it's only
a single bed and one for midgets at that.
I think that lump in the bed is meant to be her knee, but clearly his legs can only be about 6 inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# and
clutching onto his arm
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# that's
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
#
Erm, not sure what to say to that.

does the signature say 'jizz'?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# For the sake of not having to explain,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# how bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
soupa
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# what the bleeding fuck is that
it's hillarious, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# dude!
is that for hummus 2? it rocks muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I did it
ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# i think it should go on in
and morrre, morrre nipple
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)