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# are you really
3512 years old?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# split personality
she is both 35 and 12, like many b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# i'm not
i'm both 5 and 8
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i'm both
unborn and dead


beat that!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# i'm undead
and born
(toastercide, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# OOoooooh
touche
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# :D
who's your daddy
(toastercide, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# me
i'm a paradox
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# this is
really confusing me...???????????????????
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
you will probably be confuddled for most of your stay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# No, *I'm*
Spartacus!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# no!
I'm Spartacus...and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# thats what it does to most of people
you'll gradually lose what sanity you have now

(nesecary if you want to be a music teach surely)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# okay
*thwap thwap thwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# ewww.....
and yet

yaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Yeah we are all old farts with
an inner child, except for those at uni, and pecker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i'm not at uni yet
coz i decided to resit things
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I'm a childish
crabby old fart who's been to university! I feel acceptance at last
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I'm at uni
and am, by definition about to be very very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# i am 8
and every multiple thereof
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# ARRRH! MATHS!
*runs into wall*
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# really?
that bytes
this is the best gag i could come up with
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# for the record
i chuckled
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
#
*makes a note*
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# for the record
Side A
Track 4
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i guess 3512 years is long enough to get bored of kittens
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# ill never be bored of kittens
i was just wondering why they feature so heavily on here!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# nah she was born on teh 35th of the 12th
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# don't be silly
she was born on 3.5.1912. So we had better speak louder
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# does she take sugar?
DO YOU TAKE SUGAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Not after 6 p.m.
It over-excites the blood
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# no not 3512
not far off though - im 21
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# thanks
you've put my mind at rest
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# 21, 22,23,24,25,26,27.....
not that close
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# hehehe
ok well not very very close..
was trying to make you all feel better for being WRONG!!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# I long for the days when I was 21
but now I'm way past it. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# awwwww
how old are you now then?? 24?
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# god no
only 23. I'm not bloody ancient....
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# hehehe
made me giggle
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Is it great being 21?
It's just I'll be there in a few months, and I want to look suprised when it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# It's great for a little while -
until you realise that the next big birthday you have is 30 :(
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)