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# sunshine sad
sunshine see piccies
sunshine hopefully get less sad
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i thought of you and made this.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Why are you Sad, Sunshine Elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# sunshine sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Oh dear
tell aunty maiden all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# sky cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# How about a joke?
A sandwich walks into a pub. The landlord says "oi, we don't serve food in here".
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# :)
two pieces of tarmac are enjoying a pint, when a piece of green tarmac walks in,

the two pieces of tarmac run to the toilet

the green tamac asks for and drinks a glass of water before leaving

the barman asks why they ran to the toilet

when one replies 'that green tarmac, he's a cycle path'

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# haha!
i love that joke, never gets old
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# They're red round these parts.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The landlord goes "'ere, is this some sort of joke?".

I shall stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# love that one
why did the bloke call his no legged dog cigarette




cause everynight he liked to take it out for a drag
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Aardvark walks into a pub
"Not having a good day then?" inquires the bar tender.
"Yes it's my birthday" says the Aardvark.
"So why the long face?" quips the bar tender
"Fuck off you big nosed cunt!" retorts the Aarvark.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# :)
a woman walks to the bar and ask the barman
"can I smell your cock"

the barman says "no"

the woman says
"ah then it must be your feet then"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
I laughed out loudly at that one.
scribbled down the joke for future merriment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# SUNSHINE SMASH
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Don't be so sad. Have one from the archives.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# it's a big haunted
brian lake, it's rather yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# And of course, The b3ta Blockbusters


still think The Fear has an advantage there
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ah, blockbusters
the show that set out to try and prove if 2 heads really are better than ... 2 other heads?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# how nice
have a mount blessed to go with your lake blessed:
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# woo to your pic, sir
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)