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(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)

WTF?

*shakes fist*

(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

I have an idea.. lets fill the board with ad's and affiliate schemes!

dork..

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

I have a great get rich quick scheme...

...if every b3tan sends me £1000 Sterling, I fuck off to the Carribean and you never see me again.

Sounds fair to me.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

Sound like

a good deal to us as well.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

bwahahahaha!

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

Then we are agreed...

...SEND ME YOUR MONEY.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

no send ME your money, ill give you back lots in return

and im the High Priest of Nigeria's Nephews sons dogs friends secretly gay owners housemates second cousin twice removed

FACT!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

I've had two emails...

...from Idi Amin's wife this week so far.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

I got yahoo'd

by a software company in India who wanted to do a "deal"

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

what the fuck?

Did I step into a threadwasting dimension this morning or something?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

sorry everyone

The computer I'm working on hasn't got photoshop or msn paint. SO I'm a bit stuck.

(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

you're just posting stuff that other people have done instead.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

Worse

it's on fucking doubleclick.
STOP THE MADNESS!

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

edit/ freeservers is being gay today, i might cum all over my computer thatll sort it!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

bite the bullet

and get an MSN groups account.

Uncle Bill is offering his bandwidth for free.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

but why post an advert?

for the love of Bod, why?!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

So dont post anything at all..

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

I was trying to get as many replies as possible

and I have been a complete success

(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

go you?

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CranberryArmadillo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

Twat

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

You know

I was going to post exactly that same response, but you saved me the effort.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

have another one

SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE

If you think im being too brutal, I havent had an caffine yet today, but if you do think that, you can still shove it up your arse

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

Why did you have to get a new job, Baz?

It's not quite the same when someone else says it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

*sobs*

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

im trying

but those shoes are just too damn big to fill

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

why the fuck are you posting this?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

You're almost as much of a tosser

as the thirty year old otherwise healthy man who wanted a home visit because he had a cold

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

So this is an excuse to post random unshopped images?

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

Then please, by all means use your wit in other peoples threads

but don't post adverts or we will hunt you down like a dog. M'kay? :D

(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

You only needed to ask me nicley.
When I get home, I'll do some proper photoshopping.
I just thought the advert looked cool and dynamic.

(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

and it's a very sensible suggestion

but this isn't really the place for posting stuff like that. make an effort or don't bother.

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

thankyou

for you eternal wisdom
My the heavens shine down on you and your family

(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

and in case you're too lazy to click...

"Messageboard
What type of post is appropriate?

B3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made.

Don't:
Post porn - keep it office safe.
Post images taken from other sites.
Repost - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for. Don't repost because you think nobody liked your image and you'll get a better reaction this time round. It doesn't work like that - trust us.
Do:
Think of something fun and post it."

clear? good.

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

Don't be a cock mate

b3ta is primarily a place for people to post funny stuff they've made and have other people comment/chat.

Very few people care about the quality of tattyswaps, but instead enjoy good ideas and the fact that people have put some fucking effort into what they make.

It's not about just getting replies, cos when you do that all you get is abuse and it stops the board being nice and fluffy.

Now you can either play nice and chat nicely to people in other threads, or start your own with a funny pic you've made. If that doesn't appeal, quite frankly, you can fuck off.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

i'm not sure whether i should feel uneasy at the thought of you being relieved

;)

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)