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# Perhaps someone has done this before...
...I have created a wonderful breakfast, consistingly mainly of toasted bread and a smidgeon of butter. Even so, it's quite bland - like something is missing. What should I do?
(original name, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Add jam
Never fails
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# mmmmm jam
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Jam is the unviversal ointment of fixing stuff
a panacea for all ailments. arf
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Seconded.
Make sure you cover your trousers in it first.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# .
thanks one and all
(original name, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# lemon curd
works as well.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# marmalade?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Only
if you're from Darkest Peru
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# marmalade!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ...

don't get it...
(oneofthemany, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# must... resist... Baz-esqu... comment...
ggnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, no... use...

Shove it up your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# do it do it do it
yeah like he said just do it!

YAY he did it!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Rub the cream on with the supplied applicator
until the swelling goes down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I hate Family Circus
(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Family Circus biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yes.
no.

www.familycircus.com/
it's a hideous comic.
for some reason it still finds it's way into papers in the US.
i certainly hope that it hasn't spread beyond our borders.
(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I loose track of the amount of posts we have about that
come up with something original why dont you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Switch it off, and then on again
that usually makes most things work.

Or hit it witha sweaty palm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# You could always go here (hard)
www.iwanttogetavbclockworkingasanactivedesktopitem.net
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# yes
double click it
type "joshua" as the password
choose "Global Thermonuclear War"
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# would you like to play a game?
(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# or
"would you like to wank it, wank it hard?"
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# When prompted to "Kill everything on Earth"
click on yes
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Pah.
That's a GC if ever I saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# You have to put it in the tray thing
in the bottom left hand corner... cant remmber what it is called but if you go to www.planet-source-code.com you will find examples.


/aaah bollocks to that then... shove it yer arse, yay!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Yes!
But I can't tell you how as today is national chuffundering funt day and you, sir, are the winner! Congratulations, you've won a rare Albanian nose flute!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Nice one b3ta
you broke me with your excellent post editing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)