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# UIh huh...
in regards to a conversation I was having with JustHere.


I'm posting it so he can see it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# aw,
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# It's mostly cause
he wants American Junk Food.

So, I figure, if we had every b3tan eat 3 popsicles a day for the next 10 years, it JUST might work.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# I want a Wendy burger!
Nearest one is Reading. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# ooo i'm there
(off to gogle for wendy's)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# It's on the M4.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# seems there's one in wood green
.. how did you know where i lived?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Popsicle?!
They're fucking icepops!

Balls to your friendship...

NOTE: Anger exagerrated for personal amusement.
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# BLUE MR. (ANTI)FREEZE!!!!
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Awwwww, look at the angry little man........
*ruffles vork's hair*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I've killed for less.
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I'm sorry but
I think you'll find they're called lolly ices
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# can you make one that goes via st lucia or something
green lands too cold for me right now
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# That's a lovely thought
even if I don't entirely understand what you're banging on about.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Are you suggesting we bridge the atlantic to Greenland with a bridge made of lolly sticks?


I like it...
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# arrange a bash
in the mid atlantic, we can all talk like dave lee travis
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# marvelous
does it start out as a popsicle bridge on the American side and gradually become an icelolly bridge the closer it gets to the UK?
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Yes ma'am
yes it does. IF you'll forgive the crudity if my drawrings...

'ello I'm Simon.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I'm a very
forgiving person
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hmm...
so in my lifetime...

that makes THREE women I've met who are actually forgiving.

*draws lil line on back of hand*

so, if there are:

400,000,000 people in the US and about 60,000,000 in the UK.

3 divided by
460,000,000 = 6.52% or the average mean by which I should expect to find another forgiving woman
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)