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# Morning.

I shall get to work on your suggestions in a min...!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# A propos Rudolf...
This was inspired by a post I saw last week - I made it into a joke. Edit: Looked a bit too big. I've cut the gaps out.

A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter.
"Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing for the big day?"
Santa Claus sighs. He's really let himself go. The red suit's got lard and chilli sauce and bits of lettuce all over it. His apron's in a mess and he just looks fed up and like he doesn't want to be serving up kebabs for a living.
"Well," Santa says at last, "the business has gone belly up. With the recession, the stock market collapse and all, the toy industry took a beating. I had to lay off some of the elves, make cut backs in quality and we just lost our competitive edge. Plus we wound up the delivery side and subcontracted out to UPS. But... it didn't help. The receivers came in, asset-stripped the business and we went into liquidation."
"Gee," the guy says. "I'm really sorry, it kind of takes the tradition out of Christmas in a way."
"Yeah," says Santa Claus and manages a wan smile. "Well enough of me and my woes. What can I get you?"
The guy says, "I'll have a large Donner."
"Sorry," says Santa. "We're all out of Donner. Will Blitzen do instead?"
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# You mean this?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That'll teach them to laugh and call him her names!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Did
you know that technically Rudolph is actually a female reindeer as they keep their antlers all through winter, but the males lose theirs in Autumn!

Rudolph was a ladyboy.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Well watermelon me!
you learn something new every day!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahahaaha
eww.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# For some reason
that Raindeer looks like a scouser.

Yay!

*edit* I'm sure up to that last refresh it was wearing a pink top. Am I losing it? */edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Nah
I changed it so that the red nose stood out more. And I've changed it again now!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# If you're losing it, so am I.
And that caption wasn't there a minute ago, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# I'm not sure
which is better? With or without caption?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Equally good I say.
Your caption is different to my interpretation of the cartoon without it, but is also tres ammusant.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# I'd keep it
even though it was already implied without the caption, I don't think having it there does any harm whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Ya know...
...these really should be published somewhere. Somewhere big.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# J Lo's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I'd happily publish them there.
I'd publish them HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# so good,
i ejaculated.
anally.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
#
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(Smudger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Suggestions?
You do requests?!? And there's me drawing my own when I could just send all my ideas to you. Bumweeds.
Still, have a big woo for the picture...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Arf
I posted one yesterday and someone asked if I could draw a cartoon to go with a sentence.
So I said I would do a couple for people. Hardest one will be "Pibble Bibble Boo" i think...
: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Good luck
with that...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)