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# He knew. He knew it was wrong.

Two other things.
1) I've been a bit silly in a national newspaper and
2) Possibly the scariest site ever. This one deserves (if you can be bothered) close attention, as it is really quite deranged in a 'here's way too much information' way. Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# "due to a family dispute my grandparents were killed."
watermelon a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Hehe

TJ: Yesterday I got me some Tesco Shampoo, as they didn't have any H&S in. Today I went to run my fingers through my hair and I cant. I have lumps of rock-solid hair, almost like dreadlocks. Thankfully I have so much hair you can't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# You use Head & Shoulders?
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Fogive me,
I do not know any different.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# It contains...
...the same anti-dandruff stuff all the rest do, and until recently it was a sensible product for sensible people who just want clean hair.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# I used to have dreadlocks
but they rotted and fell out, so I shaved them off.

ho hum

edit - see?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I love a happy ending
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# ah well
at least black people won't laugh at you anymore
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# they still do
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I detect the influence of Marijuana in that pic.
Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Why else
would he feed a fire extinguisher down the back of his neck?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# You're Alan
Yes? Silly!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Yup
I've been dropping fairly subtle hints that I share a name with a much photoshopped b3tan, and she just waltzes straight past them.

Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Dentity! Great joke!
Take the rest of the day off.
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I already have.
But do you already know that?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I SAID:
www.b3ta.com/board/2351216
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I dopn't understand
is it directed to me?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Not unless your name is
the same as mine, it ain't. Which I know it isn't.

So breathe easy, Dutchbird; breathe easy.

(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# 2) watermelon Me!
"I was born in 1970, due to a family dispute my grandparents were killed. " Line one of the bio. And then it gets worse!

I love Angus cattle. They are cuter than kittens.
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# i like the fact that his one is only about 4 lines long
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Angus cattle are cool
because they produce more meat than kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# haha
re:Guaardain - I thought Alan Bates' reply was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Yep....Americans
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# The Spice Girls
have really let themselves go.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# They're not ALL like that
My wife wasn't last time I checked.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Check again.
I gather it can happen very suddenly, at any time.
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# heh heh
I just noticed what you've done with your username. :)
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# I just rang her at work
Still the same size. So she says.

Mind you, she has no grandparents. Worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# which letter
is yours?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# All of them
That's why I haven't posted here for the past few days.

My geography is terrible by the way: that's why I have two letters from Huddersfield. I don't know any other places.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# um.......
"Was Simon Hoggart being serious when he described visiting an exhibition including "little boys with erect penises instead of noses and vaginas in place of mouths" as one of the consolations for living and working in London? I couldn't decide if it was really a cry for help."
(jakeohoho, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
#
you have to be in london to visit b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# fuckme - do they still live in Milton Keynes?
[looks in garage for petrol can and matches]
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)