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# I have to share this

My line manager sent me a mail today, saying 'I heard about you injuring the man at the café yesterday from the security guard' - I was like 'what !?!?!?'

It turns out, and this was caught on camera, that he was so busy gawping at me that he not only walked into, but somersaulted over the bonnet of a car.

*SMUG*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace, bet you're *very* smug now.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I can believe it
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# How do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Ask her
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I'm asking you,
although if its to do with what I think its to do with I may have to go for a lie down and a quiet steam.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# why?
If you do, do it in a roadside travelodge accompanied by a man in an ill fitting suit in the name of an audition.

I can recommend it.

(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# we're gonna be needingf photographic evidence to confirm your Gorpability factor
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I was
even in a rare suit-wearing mode (god I hate suits)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# suits are good!
mine cost £200
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# hey big spender!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I have 2,
one cost 125 in the sales, the other was 400 squid and is gorgeous.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I read that...
...as cat-suit-wearing due to the juxtaposition of your username.

/squildo graping.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Ditto
I also want proof, else I'll pschaw. Hard.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# what does
pschaw mean?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# heh heh.
now get a hold of the CCTV.
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# the security guard
is threatening to send it to 'you've been framed'
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# perhaps he can spend the money on socks
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# eugh!
gross
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# *gawps*








*crash*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# I wish I had that problem
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Hah.
Happens to me all the time. Lamposts, fishtanks, kerbs, pants. Anything.

honest
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# I can believe it, sadly
with me it's rivers and furnaces they run into
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# get your tats out for the b3tans!
(Please)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# "be fluffy
not groomy"
(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# *Ahem*
There's no need for that
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)