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# MJ has been
arrested. God I hope he kills himself.

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# really?
class in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# you hope God kills himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# but if he could kill himself
he wouldn't be God.

(but if he couldn't kill himself...)

cobblers
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# STOP IT
you're fucking with my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I think
our friend Bruce below would disagree with you... any comment Bruce (sorry shouldnt encourage him!)
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# if he's omnipotent
he can do what he likes
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# how did he get mary pregnant then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# When a man & woman love each other very much...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# I thought that was the line you used
when you wanted to do a girl up the pooper?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# No
that's, "lets not tell mommy & daddy about this - it'll be our little secret"
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# you had to lower the tone....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# but how can he get wood
if he's omnipotent
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# *groan*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# heh
"but what's wrong with being sexy?"

"sex-ist Nigel, not sexy."
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Heh


/we're-all-going-to-hell
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# can he create a stone he cannot lift?
if he cannot lift the stone he isn't omnipotent. If he can not create a stone he can not lift, he is not omnipotent.

or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# No he hasn't
well, not according to the Beeb, although an arrest warrant has allegedly been issued
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# oh bugger off. allegedly then.
Call me an optomist.

BUT LOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)