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# I concur with most of those.
you could add 'or a fox' after 'seeing an owl'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# City foxes are a bit scary though . .
Mangy buggers mostly too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Better than the scabby cat next door

(Nelly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Rather a few kilos of fox in the neighbourhood
than several kilos of rat.
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# True . . .
The foxes around here are too lazy to go after rats though, they've found it's much easier to wait for you to put the bin bags out then it's fox party time . . the amount of rubbish strewn down our street on bin day is amazing .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Don't the council
give you big enough bins?
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# only posh places
get council bins.
mots of us just but black bags at the end of our drives.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Drives ??
That's a bit posh isn't it :o)

We're lucky to have a garden path round here !
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# A mile from Sheffield city centre
ain't that posh.
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Trouble is we have those
wheelie bins now, so the Foxes suffer
(Nelly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# While driving out near Carron Valley...
...I turned a corner to find a family of three Highland Cows blocking the road.

The horns on the bull scared me a bit, but it was a fantastic thing just to sit and watch them for 10 mins until they moved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# really?
i honk my horn and aim for the calves.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Those are soft southern cows though...
...these bastards are pissed up on Buckfast and will knife you if you mess with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# are you trying to somehow convince me
that scottish cows are better?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# No...
...they are just alcoholics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I agree
seeing a fox is a thrill.

I saw fox cubs playing and biting each others tails once. It was magic.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Couple of years ago
I was walking home at two in the morning, and realised I was walking past a fox. Bloody great thing, four feet nose-to-tail, six feet away from me. I stopped, it stopped, and we spent five minutes staring at each other. Then I got bored and went home to bed.
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I assume . .
Not with the fox ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Nah,
I don't go for that kind of fox, as it were.
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# similiar thing
happened to me - didnt leave me feeling in any way unsatisfied though.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# It was two in the morning
and I was tired and slightly drunk. The first few minutes of staring at a fox are great. Five minutes standing there is overdoing it.
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Then Lord Poffington of Smetheswick arrived
and performed equestrian upon their spines.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)