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# I had a russian friend at university
He used to go home for holidays with an empty suitcase and bring it back with top quality vodka. I've seen him vomiting blood.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# If I drink enough red wine,
it looks like I'm vomiting blood.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# No...
if you vomit enough red wine, it looks like you're vomiting blood.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# or vodka and blackcurrent
*experience*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I once did
a similar thing. But with crème de menthe. Never - ever - again.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I love Russians
they're a great bunch. But I believe Finns drink even more Vodka per head than even the Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Good for presents made of vodka
and getting them to phone people you know and pretend to be the kgb :)
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# There's an old Russian drinking toast/joke
that says "Ah, we must finish this now. It's getting dark." as you get to the bottom of the bottle. Apparently it's only to be used when it's broad daylight and the vodka is home-made and full of methanol. They're dark people, Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
#
dobre!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
#
he didn't teach u any Russian then :P












(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Nope ;)
Different vodka bearing russian! Fancy that!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# :D
Dobre Vodka = Wonderful vodka

(voda = water, vodka = litte water)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# If he did - I don't remember ;)
(voda = water, vodka = litte water)

I'm going to remember that though - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)