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# Once
went around to my friends house for dinner and they had made home-made pizzas, I hate mushrooms and all the pizzas had mushrooms on, they said just pick them off, I lied and said if I eat even the smallest piece of mushroom I would go into systemic anaphylactic shock and die unless I got a shot of adrenaline straight into the heart.

They made me a fresh pizza with no shrooms, my sister told them a while later that i simply dont like shrooms, they were annoyed at me
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# good one
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Me too...
I did the exact same thing last week with anchovies.

Thing is, I've not eaten them in about 21 years so I reckon they would probably make me violently ill.

I managed to convince him that airborne spores of fish smell could at any moment kill me...

Marv, if you're reading this, I am sorry mate.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Peanuts
I have pulled the allergic peanut trick at restuarants as I hate nuts and every bloody pudding on a menu has nuts on. So I make a fuss and get a pure choccie option. Yaay
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i do that too
if you tell people you just "don't like" nuts, they always say "how about..." and then proceed to name a load of nuts which obviously I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BECAUSE THEY'RE NUTS. Pine nuts are a bit of a grey area, however.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Criminal!
A pizza is not a pizza without anchovies
(, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# I bet
you like pineapple on pizza as well, don't you?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I hate mushrooms
Why not go to a chinese medical/herb centre and have an allergy test done. Tones of stuff I hate came up red even though they won't actually cause a nasty reaction (apart form the taste).
Take the report printout with you next time you visit.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# excellent thinking
woo yay
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# if you take a printout
you probably wouldn't get invited again.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Or just pay someone £50 to tattoo
"I'm a gullible tosser" on your head, it's cheaper and more effective than skin prick testing as an indicator of allergy.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# why my head
they were the gulible ones
"you are a gullible tosser" more like
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I've already got one of those.
Apparently theyre the latest fashion.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)