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[challenge entry] Mitsubishi dealership

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(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# that's
obscure...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# not really
well, not if you've been clubbing/raving in the last 4 years.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# fair point
well made

Look, leave me alone. i can't help being dumb - it's friday afternoon and all i wanna do is get drunk in the SU bar, not sit in my lab and pretend to look interested in the crap my lecturer is spawing out...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# ???
It's university. No one is going to stop you from sodding off and going to the pub.

It's not as if lectures are compulsory. Grab the notes form someone else if you are really bothered.

Or just spend one week before the exams trying to study an entire 4 years worth of subjects.

That's what I did.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Well said
The problem with students these days is they do too much bloody work.. in my days.. grumble.. grumble..
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# aaaaah...
but today's a test lab - for some comedy reason, we're gonna be marked on our participation and knowledge so far collated (remembered) this semester.

it's a good job i have cheat notes under my desk.......
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# what year of your course is it?
First year - doesn't count at all to your final grade
Second year only accounts for something like 20-25% of your final grade
It's the third and fourth years that actually matter.

Bunk off. You know it makes sense.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# masters
so i *really* cannot go skip it to go down the pub...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# cheat notes under your desk?
What about the bloody internet?

If you don't get 110% then you just aren't trying.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# software monitored
by central computer in the lab which lecturer sits at - all other software locked out for duration of the test.

don't ask me how it's done, i don't know...
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# facking
students.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
banging idea, geezer.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)
# nice one centurion



like it like it
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Haha!
Great!

Sales of Mitsubishi's went up noticibly when the branded Ecstacy pills arrived in this country.

100% of fact from a Mitsubishi dealer I know (cars, not drugs btw)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# compo idea

branded drugs.... addihash....
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)
# That's , like, so 80s.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Eclipse clothing?
kill em all!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Mr Spliffy!
*edit* I still have two eclipse tops knocking about at the back of my wardrobe somewhere, the shame of it all.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Don't walk on the grass...
I like the Pope...
Blah
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I've always wondered about that
Apparently Lucozade had the same thing..
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# and vicks vaporub
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Nothing quite like
having some knuckle headed scally who would normally kick your teeth in asking you to vicks up his sweaty back at three in the morning!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Top one matey!
Sorted!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)