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# What in Hull?
this maybe NSFW, but who's at work in an office at 10pm?

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3156060594&cate%20gory=348

The wierdest thing about this could be:

a) they made an action figure of her
b) it's night-vision green and comes with a mobile phone
c) it looks like a Roswell alien (but then so does she)

answer: d) all of the above
(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:00, archived)
# the Earth, you see...
is big and round and at this very moment it is 24 different times...

some of us are at work, but it's still ok

edit: looks like an ex girlfriend of mine
(b3rl1n, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# People in another
timezone, perhaps?

Edit: haha they broke it!

And what the hell is the paris hilton thingy anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I just realised
that the earth is round after I posted. And also note how "the auction ended early because the item was lost or broken" - smells of hoax.
(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I just realised...
if that mobile phone's real, then the figure's life-sized - how horrific !
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)
# She's some rich american bint,
whose daddy owns the Hilton Hotel, who foolishly let herself be videoed having sex and then seemed suprised when it ended up on the net.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Ah, thankyou.
Very strange looking girl if that model is anything to go by.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)
# There was once...
a haunted dutch brothel for sale. I'd have got it but I was $99,990 short of the $100,000
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# fucking muggins here is in the office at 10pm!
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Haha.
You cranberry.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# you know
I actually find it more offensive being called a cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)
# you're not alone
well, you might be in your office, but in the grand scheme of things...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Yes, alone in the office...
Jesus was here earlier but he up and left a few hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)
# he's
probably on his way round here then.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)
# That....
is freaktabulous.
(Elronds_Twins, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:04, archived)
# oh man
THERE IS NO GOD I TELL YOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I've had loads of emails asking me to download the paris hilton video
I've not tried them as i doubt any of the work, but if it's anything like that i'd be rather frightened.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# and NSFW extends to things
which you wouldn't want family or girlfriends or whatever to see.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I know she made of plastic, but
I thought anything with the words "Paris Hilton Sex Video" in could get people in trouble at work. But that would probably scare the shit out of anyone looking at it, and they'd be too scared to even look at their PC again...
(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)
# or anyone over your shoulder
while using university computers
(Elronds_Twins, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)
# thats
NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)
# A couple of years back, a bunch of us in uni,
myself, my girlfriend, another couple we lived with, and a baptist girl, watched that documentary on anna chong. That was defnitely NSFA. Although the ending was rather sad when her family found out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:19, archived)
# That's just a bit disturbing
I bet that wasn't titled 'Paris Hilton' until recently either. Though, having never see said person, I don't know if it is an acturate semblance.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:06, archived)
# yet another example of george bush's stupidity
www.btopenworld.com/news/oddlyenough/0,,csn=654|csr=4376848,00.html

also why the hell does google use an automatic safesearch for road signs? :S
(Macabre_Halo, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)
# thats not stupidity
thats just an honest mistake
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 22:13, archived)