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# That's really good!
got to be frontpage material..?

Yo mom is so fat, how fat is she? We drove her on her back to get some burgers form Wimpy.. etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# stop begging for
other people to FP, leave that to the magic donkey living behind the board.

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I apologise kind sir
did not wish to second guess the donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# common mistake
he's a fogiving chap though, just pop some carrots in the hidden donkey-basket.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Ahem
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#magicdonkey
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# bummer
fell right for it. Tricked me into handing out free carrots for ages. stupid ass.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Ah...
I wonder what form of animal in the sky watches over the board..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# What about....
The Temporal Badger?
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# It's the little mod-gerbils
hidden in a box under the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# possibly a
marmot
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# The frontpageing
has nothing, NOTHING to do with the Magic Donkey, he only deals with the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# the
frottaging, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# True
You give him a carrot and he's anyones
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Please exuse
the temporal mind piss heading your way
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I'm afraid that by now...
Magic Donkey has become a meme of the fp world... so it's a bit like saying No Hands is not allowed... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#magicdonkey
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Then it should be made clear once and for all
what kind of magical beast causes frontpaging!

Damn it you chaps - I've got to write a serious academic paper on this by next Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I belive
and i could be wrong on this

That the FP is decided by the Campain for the Liberation and Integration of Terrying Organissms and the Rehablitation Into Soceity..

Like i said i could be wrong :-)
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Well, in that case,
Lets get out there and Tw@t It!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I can see 200 respected academics
really buying into that one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# C L I T O R I....

oh my
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
The magic donkey does *NOT* deal with FP issues...

*goes for a lie down and a pringle
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# not to mention
the FP has to be a max of 280 pixels wide
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# And also the Bayeux Tapestry generator
lacks kittens, otherwise it'd be on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)