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[challenge entry] The Rap Battle Of Hastings

From the Gangsta's in da hood challenge. See all 316 entries (closed)

(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# well, I've picked which
one I want to win
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# That's really good!
got to be frontpage material..?

Yo mom is so fat, how fat is she? We drove her on her back to get some burgers form Wimpy.. etc..
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# stop begging for
other people to FP, leave that to the magic donkey living behind the board.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I apologise kind sir
did not wish to second guess the donkey
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# common mistake
he's a fogiving chap though, just pop some carrots in the hidden donkey-basket.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Ahem
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# bummer
fell right for it. Tricked me into handing out free carrots for ages. stupid ass.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Ah...
I wonder what form of animal in the sky watches over the board..
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# What about....
The Temporal Badger?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# It's the little mod-gerbils
hidden in a box under the stairs
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# possibly a
marmot
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# The frontpageing
has nothing, NOTHING to do with the Magic Donkey, he only deals with the newsletter.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# the
frottaging, on the other hand...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# True
You give him a carrot and he's anyones
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Please exuse
the temporal mind piss heading your way
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I'm afraid that by now...
Magic Donkey has become a meme of the fp world... so it's a bit like saying No Hands is not allowed... ;-)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Then it should be made clear once and for all
what kind of magical beast causes frontpaging!

Damn it you chaps - I've got to write a serious academic paper on this by next Thursday.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I belive
and i could be wrong on this

That the FP is decided by the Campain for the Liberation and Integration of Terrying Organissms and the Rehablitation Into Soceity..

Like i said i could be wrong :-)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Well, in that case,
Lets get out there and Tw@t It!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I can see 200 respected academics
really buying into that one :-)
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# C L I T O R I....

oh my
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
The magic donkey does *NOT* deal with FP issues...

*goes for a lie down and a pringle
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# not to mention
the FP has to be a max of 280 pixels wide
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# And also the Bayeux Tapestry generator
lacks kittens, otherwise it'd be on there.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)
# ha!
I love tapestry related posts!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking ace!

w/y/h
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Simply great.
Love it, especially for the merkin reference.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Bollox
I spelt it wrong didn't I? And I know the correct spelling. Duh.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# WOO!
close the challenge! we have a winner
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Brilliant. FP, surely.
My hos is workin' hard today. Better double their crack allowance tonight.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# *falls outta chair*
YOUR MOUSTACHE IS A MIRKIN MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# that is mostly
fucking excellent!
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Brilliant
very good.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# woo sir
i'm on da floor rollin
with laughter and mirth
you surely is winnin
da prize dat is first
(, Fri 5 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)