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(radja, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Aaargh! Aaaaaargh! AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa.....

-10 years later-

...aaaaaaargh!
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# i'm sure VH1 will
do that in the fullness of time
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# AaaARGH
must.......kill.......self.......
(zut, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# eek!
(and apparently they used a session-drummer for the albums as the kid's wrists weren't strong enough to play all day.)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I would have
let the little fucker's wrists snap.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# YES
Die you fucks
(zut, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# And they
were all born again Christians.. and they were shite. My god I hated them.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# i have to disagree...



they were mormons
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
#
do mormons call themselves christians?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:58, archived)
# yeah
but not necessarily born again ones.
they tend to try and play down the differences
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Aaaah
So they didn't use technology.. no I'm thinking of the Armish. What do Mormons do? They sound like a type of rodent.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:58, archived)
# live in utah
marry numerous wives (from 12 upwards), but women can't marry numerous husbands, appear on ricki lake, that sort of thing.
do a quick google for them, they're quite interesting (though not to talk to)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
#
have a whole extra set of books in their bible, send their sons to europe as missionaries (although not their daughters as you can't really trust them furriners), basically run the state of utah, ...
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I've shagged
the girl from Hanson.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
#
/tshirthell.com
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Are you
accusing me of recycling other peoples jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# is this
some kind of bust?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# are
you looking at my (m)boobs?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# yes
why?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# You as well?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# i thought
we all were, all the time
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# are you
asking?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Yes
that's very impressive
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# thank
you :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# .
*does secret Police Squad fanclub gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# erm.
isn't she a boy?
(Clockwork, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Yes,
that being the crux of the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# i see
edit:
"single please"
"yes, Hull please"
"as soon as possible"
"13.59 you say, platform 2, super. Thank you"

what's the best thing about a 3 year old girl?

you can turn her over and pretend that she is a 3 year old boy
(Clockwork, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Do you?
Do you really?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# .
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# There's a girl amongst them?
I've never looks that closely. hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Which one was that?
They all look the same to me
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Like
you'd care. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
All their hit, all day?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# yes
but with a capital "S"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# well...
it IS 12 hrs of hmmmbop...
(radja, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# anyone know
where i can get the

'i fucked the girl in hanson'

t-shirt?

[edit] d'oh! must refresh faster
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2482842
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# yes i know...
getting hanson drummer wrist from pressing f5 every 0.2 pictoseconds.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)