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# Saddam * 12 missile MISSILE


heh sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# *embeds forehead into wall*
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)
# *embeds it further with the aid of heavy machinery*
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)
# *embeds heavy machinery into wall ith heavier machinery*

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)
# *crys because i'd been saving up for that heavy machinery for months*
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# *embeds cockfosters and the wall containing the heavy machinery into another wall that i found lying around with aid of trout*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)
# trout? that's cheating

you big cheat
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# trout never count as cheating
they can warp time and space and thus make up their own rules
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# *eats trout with lemon sauce and a hint of thyme*
mmmm lemony
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hurrah!
a happy ending for all.


except the trout.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# and the other people in the wall
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# i got confused... am i in the wall?
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# woo!
trout.
(hingesII, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# *embeds heavy machinery into wall then into wall making machinery*
and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)
# You should be ;)
OK!
I'm finally leaving for bed.
See you all in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)
# LOL!
It was only a matter of time.. but...woo anyway!
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Beard?
I thought he had a beard
(Mr Dobalina, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)
# No, you misunderstood.
He has BREAD.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Oh
so that's why they couldn't find him till now, he had a bread
(Mr Dobalina, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# S'damn Hussein
All day
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# that's taking me a while to dowload.
*boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# btw
what are the bandwidth limits on ntl home 600k? I've been shopping a lot recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)
# you've had your christmas shopping
delievered through your cable connection?

well i never
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# yeah
pr0n costs money
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Umm, strangely,
600 kilobits per second.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
#
I think he means the bandwidth limit on the webspace he gets with his NTL package - and he's worried about it as he's been posting a lot of pictures recently, therefore increasing his traffic.
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Well, why not say so?
There is no official limit on bandwidth from an ntlworld homepage, although they reserve the right to remove access to your webspace if it causes excessive traffic or a problem to the network.

www.ntlworld.com/help/aup/
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I mean
people downloading meh stuff from meh webby
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)
# See
above. Specifically section 8 at www.ntlhome.com/legals/userpolicy.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)
# thanks
I'm gonna have to email them for figures. I reckon posting a 200k image on here would get downloaded at least a hundred times or so. If its frontpage stuff, I shudder to think :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)
# What figures?
I work in ntl broadband tech support, so any figures you want, if they're gonna give 'em, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)
# how much traffic
from my website will they allow before they want money
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Each case is treated on its individual merits.
I've not heard of them ever taking one down for excessive traffic, but I have no doubt they would if it caused serious problems. However, even a frontpaged image that won the challenge wouldn't cause enough traffic to crash ntl's homepage servers.

"If your website generates abnormally high hit levels or generates abnormally high levels of network traffic, we may at our discretion move it and/or restrict access to it and you shall be liable for any additional charges arising from our action. This may include but is not limited to suspending your Internet access."
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)
# cool
I guess then they're more interested in people running huge websites with shops and stuff on etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Indeed.
If you REALLY want to know, email [email protected] - that's the AUP department, and they'll tell you how worried they'd be, but I don't think they'd care too much.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)