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# Hand phone
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# handy
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# how handy
edit: mindpeaaaaaaas
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# you are correct sir
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Who does he dial when he wanks?
0898 - ??????
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# WANK IT!
Wank it HARD !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# God, imagine if he wanked with that hand
and accidently phoned his mum.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Is that
some sort of palm pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Must chaff
and you wouldn't want to accediently phone your mother........
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# umm
thats a calculator
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# multi
functional
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# wheres
the green aand the red buttons then?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ooooh
I like that.

Do you have to go to a palm reader for your line rental reading?


(OH MY GOD I"M SO SHIT)
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)