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[challenge entry] Hello
My first compo effort - be gentle!


From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# ooh pooh
shoot me now


PLEEEASEEEEEE!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Oi,
don't make me come down there and KICK YOUR ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# egad!!!
you're scaryily effective...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Don't you know how to spell
Your?

That's better.
Gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
# or
scarily.

Although, I like Scaryily.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Erm...
Tra-la-laaaa

£$%(*&^%$£
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# pah
Soon you'll be telling me that i'm not a 133t haxx0r
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# "SHE"
and im afraid i spelt it wrong to start - ooh the power of the edit button!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Indeed.
...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Surely,
Twotanic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# *hangs head*
this works too well

*wanders off despondantly..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Kless!
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I don't know.
If there's some full frontal nudity and arse sex, I'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Yeah...
I must confess that the original is one of my favorite films ever.


Especially the painting bit =]
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I am sure you are refferring to
Tit-anic
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Leo's arse
Horse's dick.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Is that a
script I can hear you writing?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# *clickety click*
yes, with arse-sex and leotards
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# A full body pan of
Miss Winslet lying naked on a chaise longue, then cut to a Jack drawing an enormous cock in his drawing pad.
Then him wanking...then the arse-sex.

Then her husband to be finds the spunk stained cock picture in a safe...then he shags her mum and his butler.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# *copies & pastes*
That's gold-dust mate!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Then the butler finds jack
and rose shagging in the car, then joins in.
But thats after he catches them shagging everyone at the below decks irish orgy.

"TITanic, The only thing that doesn't go down is the ship".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Classy tag line!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Hire me at once,
your Pornship.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)
# ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
"Oh no, wait a minute there is some jizz on my lense...."
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)
# pack your bags
and move to Hollywood RIGHT NOW!

You are a genius!!
(The man who's been to Slapout Oklahoma but then who hasn't?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# arse sex?
Leotards?

Hmmm... drop the leotards and have a funny moment where they are in a crate in the dark and she says

"My how big you are!"

And then Jack says

"That's not me!"

Then you hear a donkey noise

"EEE-AWWWW!"
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# ;)
That too
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# see?
I'm wasted in this job-
should have been a porn scriptwriter.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Noooooooooooo!
Where did I put that knife??
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# SERIOUSLY
There was talk of Titanic 2. Following the lives of the survivors and what happened to them. Not a joke.

I guess it sank without a trace. (pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)