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# has this been done before?



'pologies if has...
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:46, archived)
# well i got a pleasant surprise when it wasnt santa hussien
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Eek, sorry...
better not look down there then.

/points
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:48, archived)
# whatever you do,
don't look on the third-from-last page of the Times today.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:50, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Not that I know of.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# the only question really is
why?
(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# what do you mean why?
what sort of question is that to ask on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i suppose
but why jen anistons head on that painting?
in other words: where is the 'fun' element?
(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:48, archived)
# I don't know
didn't even know who it was
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# cos..
..she has the same "bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle" face...
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# you still would
though
(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:52, archived)
# it'd be the only...
...decent thing to for her.
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:53, archived)
# she probably wouldn't though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# once smashed over the head with a brick....
...she wouldn't have much say.





not that I advocate Friends actresses being smahed over the head with a brick and having their tyres pumped up.
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:57, archived)
# good lord
remind me why I joined b3ta again?

I'm sure it never used to be like this
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# because
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Because
what?


/bored
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:50, archived)
# apricots
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Aaahhh...
finally, the answer. It always comes down to fruit, have you ever noticed that.

Last time it was mangos.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:52, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Inside
small breasted girl's bras, masquerading as boobies, damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# stop being foul
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# cock..
..off!

(geddit!)
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I like mangoes, they taste nice.
I like boobies, they...

*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I'm ignoring this part of the thread now
bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Bye.
My head stillhurts.
Whinge whinge.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:59, archived)
# i thought that too
oddly
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:48, archived)
# not that I'm aware of
did you try to change the blokes face to brad pitt?
Would you mind if i did it? -- I don't know why I asked that...I can't be arsed today

evening all

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:54, archived)
# evening
sounds like a wonderful idea
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Oh alright
here we go


seamless isn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe :)
indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:02, archived)
# If I made his head any smaller
you could see the other bloke's ear...you can see how long it took me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:03, archived)
# hehehe
still...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# It's brad
something for tha laaaadies
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# yay
I keep thinking about doing equivalents for some of the porn crap that gets posted, but

1) I don't really care that much
2) it seems hypocritical and wouldn't do any good at all
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# truly seemless
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# damnit i would
do all sorts today but ntlworld is being gay and my broadband is slower than the slowest dialup ever part 3
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I'm on dial up
I'm actually quite impressed at the speed I was able to upload that picture
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# do you not have any dialup access then?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:04, archived)
# no, im on broadband
with the little gay modem thingy and a wireless network and stuff so a dialup is out of the question
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I see
you sure the problem isn't the wireless?

something could be interfering with that
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:07, archived)
# no, as its
the same problem on the server pc downstairs, and thats on a normal hardwired connection

*edit and my little diagnosti9c icon says 100% connectivity etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:09, archived)
# oh well
good luck with that.

I really don't know how things work over there, but mine sometimes likes to be reset
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:11, archived)
# very
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:13, archived)
# ooh like it...
well done!
(richiebloodyrich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 19:26, archived)