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# Jesus makes a blind man 'c'
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:58, archived)
# yay
for festive nadgerspleens!

hmm. not sure what the festivity is here - but poke the blind man in the eye sounds like fun for all the family!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:00, archived)
# yay!
Three cheers for blasphemy and obscenity!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:01, archived)
# How dare you
mock Jesus in such a way.
He died for our sins, and at this time of year he should be respected.

Although, you can photoshop the shit out of the Virgin Mary, the slut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I sense
the beginnings of a profanity bandwagon on the board today...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Titmangle
that's what we need, more shit.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:11, archived)
# more shit in the
cluggbuggery sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# exactly.
fannyknackers
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:16, archived)
# beef
croutons
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Knob giblets!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:34, archived)
# jellied bishopricks
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Arse spleen!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# LEAVE JESUS ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I didn't touch
the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Did he ask you...
"Can you put me up for the night?".
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Oh
is that what he said?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Makes you wonder why he bothered
I'm perfectly capable of dying from my own sins !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:12, archived)
# like leaving the lid off the butter

or weeing on the toilet seat
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# leaving the hot tap running
not turning offlights


(hello board)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Hello
lemony.

(cmon board - be polite!)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Or Indeed
Wee-ing on the butter !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:21, archived)
# adds flavour
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Is that a
venetian blind man?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:06, archived)
# nice tits,
where do you want the blinds hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:09, archived)
# kenya?
don't see why not.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:10, archived)
# piddinghoe?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)
# pant-y-wacco
wales
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# nice edit
as if pant-y-wacco would be anywhere else... ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# didn't want to be accused of making places up.
according to 'the meaning of liff' by douglas adams pant-y-wacco can be defined as.

'the state of mind of a retired colonel when they come to take him away.'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Look up "Aberystwyth"
It is sooo pertinent to the town...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# can't remember aberystwyth :(
don't have book anymore.

but skegness is 'nasal excretum of a malleable consistency.' which is apt.

hmm, wonder if there's a web version of liff?

*hurries of to google*

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:38, archived)
#
[edit] gah! all they want to do is sell me the book. is nothing sacred/free anymore?

a great web project would be to steal the idea for a webshite and let people submit their town and definition.

anyone?

>sound of tumble weed<
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Aberystwyth
A place for which the feeling of nostalgia far exceeds the actual experience of visiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Is that close to...
Pant-y-gyrdl?
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)
# only to prattchett fans
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)
# shirley this is a blind man c
(BadgerPirate, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 11:36, archived)