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[challenge entry] The card companies could get a extra cash...


...by making Christmas appeal to non-Christians a bit more.

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)
# heheheheh
yay for cross-cultural blasphemy!

and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)
# blasphemy, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)
# They are older than they
look
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)
# they 'wear' it well though
although they could be time-travellers
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)
# They invented time travel
although their music is stuck in the 70s/80s
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)
# roast of peaness
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)
# hahahaha, though
what does he own that's red?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Looks like...
...a communion wine stain to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)
# aw, well that's clears up
that mystery

well done mystery clearing-up bob ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)
# how does it go?
'blood of christ'
'pink shirt of christ'

etc.

I'd join the end of the queue, but I'd probably get excommunicated for saying 'it tastes like red wine' :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)
# you could try
body of christ, hmmm, tastes like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)
# is it possible
to be 'even more' excommunicated?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)
# only if you went into a church
and had sex with a cross
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)
# had sex with
a cross what?

hehe, aching sides etc
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)
# haha
sorry about the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)
# gah!
brilliant.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)
# hahaha
did you see the thing about shiva the other day?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I didn't
I have been paying no attention whatsoever to the board recently.

It's actually been quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)
# It wasn't a pic
it was someone being offended

www.b3ta.com/board/2516659
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Yay!
I can only try to offend people over the internet.

In real life, no-one can ever get angry at me because of my puppy-dog eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)
# awwww
you should post a link to it on his guestbook
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)
# yeah
..that's why this one's funnier than it should be..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)
# mmmmm blasphemeriffic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
I like that very much.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)
# oh very nice indeed
remings me of the time I drew vishnu with syringes in their arms in r.e.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Funny,
I was thinking of doing the same gag but couldn't be buggered in the end (fnarrrr!).

Woo yay for being more dedicated than me!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)
# has your arse closed up?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)
# pffft!
reminds me of an old Spitting Image sketch with 'boy george' and 'holly johnston':

holly: boy, how's your bottom this morning?
boy: shut up!
holly: so's mine, must be the cold weather!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)