
damn my keyboard skillzzz
(brb)
edit: What are you on about?
;)
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:05,
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(brb)
edit: What are you on about?
;)

but there's been some secret government conspiracy thing
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:07,
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why no other bastard is in the office today!!!
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:08,
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is bob monkhouse dead then?
oh, and did everyone have a nice christmas? - mine was great!
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:14,
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oh, and did everyone have a nice christmas? - mine was great!

realy only saying
ppssbftpftnsbptdstpbps
and spitting everywhere.
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:27,
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ppssbftpftnsbptdstpbps
and spitting everywhere.

it is sad...
but i liked the news:
"the scientists have narrowed the problem to four possibilities:
1) the aerial is pointing the wrong way
2) beagle is upside down.
3) beagle is obscured by rocks.
4) beagle has been smashed into a thousand pieces and it's tiny pieces are now scattered over the surface of mars.
hmmm. i wonder which one it is.
they should have used more sellotape.
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Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:15,
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but i liked the news:
"the scientists have narrowed the problem to four possibilities:
1) the aerial is pointing the wrong way
2) beagle is upside down.
3) beagle is obscured by rocks.
4) beagle has been smashed into a thousand pieces and it's tiny pieces are now scattered over the surface of mars.
hmmm. i wonder which one it is.
they should have used more sellotape.

Why don't they use the flip thing like off Robot Wars.
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Tue 30 Dec 2003, 16:12,
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think that the big fat martian looks a bit like Fungus the Bogeyman?
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Tue 30 Dec 2003, 20:09,
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I guess I'll be dusting off "The Monkhouse Archive", then.
Thanks.
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Tue 30 Dec 2003, 0:19,
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Thanks.

How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song18.htm
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Sat 3 Jan 2004, 11:06,
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And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song18.htm