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# Hull?


click it hard
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Go straight to Hell
Do not pass go.
Do not collect £200.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# You sick fuck
There is nothing, absolutely nothing, remotley funny/satirical/clever about that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Er
says 'Sick Boy' =]
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Coming from you
is that praise or disgust?
(Marwood, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Disgust of ...
... the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Phew.
Agreed.
(Marwood, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# i
think its funny.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Someone phone Bealzebub
tell him we've got another potential subscriber...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Who?
WTF is Bealzebub?
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# OK, I spelt it a bit wrong...Beelzebub
Also known as Beelzebuth, Belzebuth, Baalzebub, Ba'al-zebub (and known as Achor by the Cyreneans), which probably meant 'Lord of the High House', referring to the Canaanite chief god 'Baal the prince'. This title could only properly apply to Solomon in his temple, so the Jews changed the name to Beelzebub which translates as 'Lord of Flies', probably because of his supposedly role as creator and controller of the flies in the Philistine city of Ekron.

One of the oldest and most famous demonic figures, Beelzebub also had command over disease (flies congregate around the corpses of the dead, and spread disease from the dead to the living) and his role is to tempt men with pride.

Beelzebub came to be regarded as the leading representative of the fallen gods, referred to as the Devil himself; in Matthew, 12, 24, he is mentioned as 'Prince of the Devils' and this appellation has stuck, even though Milton has him next in rank to Satan (Paradise Lost, I, 79).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Awwww
he just gets so much bad press, am sure he is not that bad, just mis-understood most likely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
#
demons.monstrous.com/demons_names.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# HAHA
I read that as (also known as ARTHUR by the ......)

edit: ning! (just)
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# stop
chanting one of my names!

IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# one of the lords of hell
(often depicted as being shrouded in a cloud of flies)
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# He handles all of
Satans B3ta requests for season tickets and the like.

Edit: www.deliriumsrealm.com/delirium/mythology/demon_list.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Very good.
Very good indeed, although sick, very sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# One way ticket
.....
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# ...
<new year resolution>
I will not laugh at personal tragedy
I will not laugh at personal tragedy
I will not laugh at personal tragedy
I will not ...
</new year resolution>
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# I lasted a whole day with my first resolution
which was not to come on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# its a new year
so amongst my list of things is to be more sparing towards peoples feelings.

So you are marginally safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# that
is utterly brilliant
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# sick
you should be ashamed of yourself
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Brilliant
laughed like a loon
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
You evil sick bastard!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)