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# how old?
(Corn Dog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:24, archived)
# don't be cheeky
old enough to put you across me knee and give you a sound thrashing you young whippersnapper
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Ooh,
me next! Me next!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:27, archived)
# get in line!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:28, archived)
# not you again
what you done this time?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:28, archived)
#
thepasture.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:33, archived)
# you are bored aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:35, archived)
# A bit,
but I thought it might be worth a go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:37, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# I may
continue with it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# I shall copy and paste sections
and claim them As My Own!
mwahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# YOu will not,
I shall find some way of cunningly tagging them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# pah!
foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:52, archived)
# darn you
yours is far more intersting than mine
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Cheers,
but you may not say that when I start writing about life.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# that just cheered me right up
thank you, i needed that
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Cool.
:) and that has cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:52, archived)
# my grandad died yesterday
hence the need for cheering up
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:56, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that mate,
my condolences.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# thanks
wasn't exactly unexpected - he'd been in hospital for a while...

He was 90 - not a bad run for an ex-coalminer
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02, archived)
# I'm fourteen.
and still youngue.
(Corn Dog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:27, archived)
# then I am old enough to have shagged your grandmother
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)
# and he probably did, too
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Let's be fair
we all did.
I held her teeth while you had a go.
I remember it distinctly, it was a cold day and the ducks could be heard knocking themselves out on the frozen pond, the sky was...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)
# ..an orangey gray. PC Plopamars fell of his bike
as he went past the war memorial just as the pub opened.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# "Rraarrgghh fuckeroffyergraarrghjhbastardpigfuckerbastardarrgghhh"
said Mr Trethowan, the local vicar who liked a small libation before morning prayer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# He was emerging from the home for wayward girls and boys
and was having trouble with his buttons when he slipped on a piece of dogshit cunningly disguised as a banana skin.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# "Aha!"
Shouted the fallen copper, "So its you who's been hiding in the childrens cupboards!"
Mr Trethowan turned white as the front of trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:42, archived)
#
can I watch?
(Corn Dog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)
# I'm insinuating that I'm your father's father
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)
# You're fourteen
and still what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)
# I'm thirteen
and still even younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)
# younguer?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:30, archived)
# No,
I can spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# I'm 15
therefore wiser, yet still young :P So nerrrr
(Cockfosters!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)